Jace likes to surf the web with pudding

Jace ate mac-and-cheese (prepared by JoLana) while surfing the web. Jace also ate pudding (prepared by Ginny... she says, "I took two bites, and then I handed it to Jace!").

Sometimes, he'd take a bite of the mac-and-cheese and then he'd look at a picture of a lower-middle-class shopping person and laugh mockingly. He clearly saw, just from the photos, that Walmart shoppers are freakishly short. Well, at least freakishly short to Jace.

Sometimes, he'd take a bite of pudding and then toss his head back and laugh at the Walmart shoppers, all while holding the spoonful of pudding in his mouth.

A mere mortal would have spewed the pudding all over the computer screen, but not Jace. You see, to Jace, that mere spoonful is like a drop of pudding would be in the mouths of us mere mortals.

20 minutes later, he's still surfing the web.

The end.