Jace likes to go shopping at Walmart

That's all for tonight! The end! See you next time!!!

Jace is romantic!!!

Jace loves Sicilians, especially if they're named Pasquale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jace in his dreams

Jace is so tall taht you can see his dreams. His good dreams and bad dreams.

Is this a good dream? (NOT SAFE FOR WORK... BUT CLICK HERE!!!)

T-shirts for sale!!!

Would you like an I LOVE JACE t-shirt? Go here... they're for sale right now!

Chicken with pineapple and Jace and Girl-Jace

Jace's 4th Grade Yearbook Picture

Jace's High School Yearbook Picture

Jace likes to air-out his private-parts

Jace sometimes will take a break from being really tall and he will sit down and rest and relax.

JAce's legs are so long (with his legs being more than half the reason that he is so tall) that the floor can't contain his leggy-ness if he were to stretch them out, so he keeps them bent.

Still, he is ingenious enough to multi-task.

Jace can rest himself, and at the same time, find different objects around the house to hold and pretend that it is his pee-pee.

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Jace likes how much taller he is than this blog

See? He's an entire torso-worth taller than this blog!

He might be taller than the whooooole internet. Hooray for Jace!

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Jace likes to brush the tops of doorways with his head

Sometimes Jace takes brakes from surfing the web to eat pudding.

The pudding tastes really good, you know, being chocolate-flavored and all.

To Jace, it tastes even better when his head is touching the tops of doorways. He touchis his head to the top of the doorway in the most beautiful way that you could ever imagine.

(after this photo was taken, Jace went back to the computer to mock the 100 million weekly shoppers of retailer giant, Walmart)

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Jace likes to surf the web with pudding

Jace ate mac-and-cheese (prepared by JoLana) while surfing the web. Jace also ate pudding (prepared by Ginny... she says, "I took two bites, and then I handed it to Jace!").

Sometimes, he'd take a bite of the mac-and-cheese and then he'd look at a picture of a lower-middle-class shopping person and laugh mockingly. He clearly saw, just from the photos, that Walmart shoppers are freakishly short. Well, at least freakishly short to Jace.

Sometimes, he'd take a bite of pudding and then toss his head back and laugh at the Walmart shoppers, all while holding the spoonful of pudding in his mouth.

A mere mortal would have spewed the pudding all over the computer screen, but not Jace. You see, to Jace, that mere spoonful is like a drop of pudding would be in the mouths of us mere mortals.

20 minutes later, he's still surfing the web.

The end.